If you can read this, you dont need glasses.
We recently discovered our MySpage page no longer works. We've worked with the world's best technoligists to develop our new cutting edge website in an effort to set a new started for band websites.
A group of elite musicians formed a supergroup with the sole focus of performing msuic at its highest level. Acceptance into the hallowed halls of Wiggle Bad required more than just a mastering of musical prowess. All band members have had vasectomies. Post snipping, standard medical practice requires submission of a sample to determine if the surgery was successful. Sample analysis reveals two potention outcomes: No wigggle - GOOD! Wiggle - BAD.
As elite musicans, we are no longer encurmbered by playing acutal instuments. After a (not) extensive evalution, we landed on using Guiter Hero instuments and lip synching. This allows us the flexibility to perform any song with the tediousness of "practice".
Beingthe second best cover band of All Time (hat tips to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes), Wiggle Bad is available to perform at charity events, weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, innaugerations and ribbon cuttings.
Our members include Ordained Minsiters of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, should the need for spiritual guidance arise.
For more info and booking, contact us at thewigglebad@gmail.com or We've also recently of heard something called "Twiiter". We're not sure sure that this technology will last, but you can hit us up @WiggleBad